This just in from the Fraternal Order of Police, Las Vegas branch:
Floyd Mayweather Jr. is not buying any tickets to their upcoming ball. If I was Mayweather right now, I would be afraid of getting a jaywalking ticket on Fremont Street...
For his next UStream verbal essay, how about "Money May" addressing "What I Did On My Summer Vacation?"
I mean, Mayweather needs a vacation from his vacation now....
Paulie Malignaggi is calling for a rematch or at least a "do over" against Ricky Hatton.
(When it rains on Hatton, it really pours. Daily Mirror has him getting the Pacman floor stretch treatment by a bodybuilder in a pub. Seems the weightlifter thought Hatton was a tad impolite.)
(See Frank Warren, who made Hatton's career as his promoter but was then unceremoniously dumped, calling for Ricky to be banned until he cleans himself up.
(See Jeff Powell saying that Hatton has put his promotional license at risk also.)
His basis is that he only used Pepsi while Hatton was flying on coke. No wonder the Brooklyn boxer fizzed out in Manchester...perhaps Hatton was juiced up on something even more potent than that "A-side meth" that Pacman uses to make himself punch resistant...
Examiner colleague Ricardo "Ropa Vieja" Lois must be majoring in revisionist history by now badmouthing all the opponents Manny Pacquaio has steamrolled. Even Stevie Wonder has 20-20 vision in retrospect...
Tough guy, that 50 Cent, threatening that gossip maven Hilton Perez. Maybe Fitty lost his ghetto pass...
Maybe Flavor Flav can take a shot at Josie Harris, the Floyd Mayweather Baby Mama...
Floyd Senior's verbal diarrhea continues unabated. Now he labels Pacquiao and Antonio Margarito as "two crooks."
Does anyone think a convicted drug dealer should be saying other people are shady? Oh, yeah, Fifty Centavos is down with that also...
In the ring, Mayweather is a defensive wizard. Away from his office, in terms of public image, this guy leads with his chin...
Another coming attraction related to the MCF, Mayweather Crime Family, will be the February attempted murder trial of Floyd's gun-toting goon, Ocie Harris. That's all about the gunplay at the roller skating rink when Mayweather had words with a hellwisher named Quincey Williams...
They say Mayweather will marry hottie Shantel Jackson. Guess the model is a baseball fan as one of my Vegas spies saw her shopping for a catcher's mask at a sporting goods store...
Revised curriculum for Mayweather's camp for underprivileged kiddies in Vegas includes a vital "Life Lesson." Mayweather is labeling it "Bail Money 101."...
Not speaking from personal knowledge but Hatton's snorting technique was impressive. He even knew exactly how to use the edge of the credit card to firm up his lines.
What would be really a laugh is if it came out he was vacuuming vitamin C and foot powder into his nasal passages...
I hope former heavyweight champ Michael "Dynamite" Dokes doesn't see the Hatton video as it might induce flashbacks to when the shag carpet at his Vegas house was powdery white from wall to wall. Dokes was a great talent who threw it all away riding the Cocaine Train.
Which reminds me one of the potentially great never happened bouts in the heavyweight division would've been Dokes against Larry Holmes. Both were under Don King's wing and he was happy to keep them apart for commercial reasons, Larry as WBC champ and Dokes as the WBA ruler...
Nobody named Klitschko would have beaten either Holmes or a drug-free Dokes...
Btw, if that Irish female boxer who sold his drug/booze binge story to News of the World is trying to "save" Ricky, then I'm a cousin to Queen Elizabeth. She may be an amateur boxer but she's a professional sellout...
Her name is Emma Bowe and if she was betrothed to Riddick Bowe, her name would be Emma Bowe Bowe...
Someone asked sagacious Johnny Bos on Facebook why Hatton inhales coke and Bos did not disappoint.
"Because he can afford it," Bos said...
Next time Hatton has a grip and grin public appearance at a testimonial dinner in the UK, if I was a fan, I'd take a careful look at what's on my table before sitting down. Those aren't snowflakes, chief...
Call me crazy but I don't envision any British newspaper snaring Sir Henry Cooper in a cocaine romp anytime soon. I think the two time Cassius Clay foe prefers Diet Coke anyway...
He may live in Indianapolis but DSource Dennis Guillermo drives aggressively and some might say arrogantly...just like a New Yorker. Or maybe it was the sizzling sisig at Krystal's in Woodside, Queens, that caused his madman motoring...Got to mention writer/publicist Ryan Songalia, Karaoke King who croons ultra Vegas style in mode of Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra...
Kathy Duva's pulse must be racing as she hears that Emmanuel Steward is pumping her Power Pole, Tomasz Adamek, as viable Wlad Klitschko foe and discounting verbal ruffian David Haye.
"David Haye has talked himself into a good fight, but then ran away, so he's not even worth talking about," said Steward. "The most logical guy who is creating a lot of excitement and is becoming a mandatory in the WBO is Tomasz Adamek, he just beat (Chris) Arreola impressively which I didn't think he would do."...
First, ex-Showtime boxing chief Jay Larkin dies and then, a few weeks later controversial comedian Robert Schimmel is killed in a car wreck. Larkin gave Schimmel a huge career boost when other TV types wouldn't touch the scatalogical comic...
Quiet week for Dana White and the UFC troupe. While Mayweather, David Haye and Hatton were making boxing look bad, I don't think a single UFC competitor even made the police blotter. Maybe White can work on that...
Author Thomas Hauser got a rave review of his new boxing novel ("Waiting For Carver Boyd') from veteran scribe Jerry Izenberg. I asked Bert Sugar for his take and he said he's waiting for the Sanskrit edition. Is there some sort of feud between these two? Izenberg is my former NY Post colleague, now residing in Vegas suburb of Henderson and going strong. His age is XYZ...
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